Pokemon Meme

Bored. So I decided to do this


Rules:
1. Open randompokemon.com/.
2. Switch to "All regions" and "All types".
3. Switch to "1".
4. For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it.
5. PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around.
6. Post these rules


1. This is you:
Mesprit
- "Known as “The Being of Emotion.” It taught humans the nobility of sorrow, pain, and joy."

Yeah, alright, sure.

2. This pokemon is your rival
Dialga
- "This Pokémon completely controls the flow of time. It uses its power to travel at will through the past and future."

Well... shit. It control fucking time! I ain't got a chance!

3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
Electrode
- "It explodes in response to even minor stimuli. It is feared, with the nickname of “The Bomb Ball.”"

Oh boy.. need to be careful not to upset him then :I

4. This pokemon is stalking you
Numel
- "Its humped back stores intensely hot magma. In rain, the magma cools, slowing its movement."

Uuuhm, okay. Hot. But not in a good way. Couldn't it atleast be something cool..

5. This pokemon just stole your cake
Swinub
- "It rubs its snout on the ground to find and dig up food. It sometimes discovers hot springs.", "If it smells something enticing, it dashes off headlong to find the source of the aroma."

It's kinda fitting xD
Either way, doesn't matter who the fuck stole my cake.. they are going to pay!!

6. This is your Lab partner
Dodrio
- "An enemy that takes its eyes off any of the three heads--even for a second--will get pecked severely.", "An odd species that is rarely found. The three heads respectively represent joy, sadness, and anger."

Oooooh great.. 3 heads to bother me and tell me what to do or what I'm doing wrong, but not a single hand to help.

7. This is your best friend
Kyogre
- "A mythical Pokémon said to have swelled the seas with rain and tidal waves. It battled with Groudon."

My best friends is fucking awesome!

8. This pokemon is about to fight you 
Vanilluxe
- "Swallowing large amounts of water, they make snow clouds inside their bodies and, when angry, cause violent blizzards."

And I who hate cold, ugh. And now I'm hungry for icecream, god damnit.

9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
Caterpie
- "For protection, it releases a horrible stench from the antennae on its head to drive away enemies."

Oh dear god no. It can have them! Atleast it will someday turn into a beautiful butterfree..

10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
Staraptor
- "It never stops attacking even if it is injured. It fusses over the shape of its comb."

Not complaining, staraptors are pretty cool. But I'm kinda in love with every bird-type pokemon, so yeah.
But why is that thing even in my house? Looking for a comb or something? And how can that huge thing manage to hide here..

11. This pokemon is your pet
Ho-oh
- "It will reveal itself before a pure-hearted Trainer by shining its bright, rainbow-colored wings.", "Its feathers are in seven colors. It is said that anyone seeing it is promised eternal happiness."

The most awesome pet evaar. I am pure-hearted and I will have eternal happiness.  

12. This is your new roommate 
Buizel
- "It inflates the flotation sac around its neck and pokes its head out of the water to see what is going on."

Could be worse I guess?

13. This is your new boss
Tyranitar
- "In just one of its mighty hands, it has the power to make the ground shake and mountains crumble.", " If it rampages, it knocks down mountains and buries rivers. Maps must be redrawn afterward."

Shit. He sounds like a tyrant (litterly..) Should be careful with this one.

14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
Froslass
- "Legends in snowy regions say that a woman who was lost on an icy mountain was reborn as Froslass."

That's not creepy at all.. I'll never sleep again.

15. This pokemon is scared of you
Herdier
- "This very loyal Pokémon helps Trainers, and it also takes care of other Pokémon."

Great. The dog is scared of me.. but I wanna pet it and just hold it forever and ever and ever..AND WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
Kabuto
- "This Pokémon was regenerated from the fossil of an ancient creature. It protects itself with a hard shell."

A fossil will be doing my surgery. And how will it even be holding the equipment? I'm so screwed. See you at my funeral.

17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Durant
- "They attack in groups, covering themselves in steel armor to protect themselves from Heatmor."

NO, ABSOLUTELY NO! EWW!

18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
Cacnea
- "It prefers harsh environments such as deserts. It can survive for 30 days on water stored in its body."

But it hurts D:

19. This pokemon envies you
Huntail
- "It lives deep in the sea where no light ever filters down. It lights up its small fishlike tail to attract prey."

It probably envies me for my beauti, cuz it is butt-ugly!

20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
Metagross
- "Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion. When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach." - Daaamn!

Metagross says NO and refuses, and I'm not going to argue with that!